I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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