Pants 0. Shit 1.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
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now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
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They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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