I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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