Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Randomize
