That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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