His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
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Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
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he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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