i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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