I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
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I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
We have started to decorate penises.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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