A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
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You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
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Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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