Swine flu. Run for my life!
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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