How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
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Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
When are your genitals available?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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