whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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