it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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