If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
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oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
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And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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