ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
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i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
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Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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