Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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