people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
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Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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