After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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