your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
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She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
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Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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