I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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