I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
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Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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