So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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