His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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