singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
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i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
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