ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
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broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.