He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
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Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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