only if we run a train.
done.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
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Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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