fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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