What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
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I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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