what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I need water and some morals