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• (214): View more from Texas

  Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.

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• (760): View more from California

  so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?

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  Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt

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• (661): View more from California

  I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it

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• (406): View more from Montana

  The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.

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• (347): View more from New York

  I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.

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