Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
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Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
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LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3