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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I'm in your bed right now

  (240): View more from Maryland

  Okay meet you there give me 10

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  Don't think you can make me leave either

  (240): View more from Maryland

  Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.

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• (915): View more from Texas

  like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night

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• (209): View more from California

  you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...

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• (914): View more from New York

  Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!

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