i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.