If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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