I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
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We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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