Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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