I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
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Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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