Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
no you cant smoke seaweed
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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