I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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