when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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