so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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