it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
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You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
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Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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