If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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