awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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