we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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