Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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