It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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