we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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