i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Randomize
