I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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