quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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