She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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