Yo dont text me then not text me
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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