I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I am spending my child support on dildos
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
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Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
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She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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