Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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