idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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