if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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